Nick Cannon has insured his testicles for $10 million
In the weird world of Nick Cannon, nothing can be too unexpected, but even his fans must have found the news that the rapper and TV personality has had his testicles insured for $10 million.
Cannon has taken to his Instagram to confirm a partnership with Dr Squatch, a brand of masculine grooming products, during which he claimed to have “the most valuable balls in the world”.
Famously known for fathering 12 children, Cannon is now the face of the grooming company’s Ball Care line which includes products such a trimmers, lotion and car ornaments — for some reason.
According to TMZ, Nick Cannon had his testicles appraised at $10million through Dr Squatch’s “What Are Your Balls Worth” evaluation quiz on their website.
Subsequently, Dr Squatch secured an insurance policy for Cannon’s manhood for the same amount through MMA/Momentous Insurance. In an official statement, Cannon expressed his gratitude to the brand for the new partnership and for ensuring he can continue his steadfast mission to populate the planet.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Medical Marketing and Media confirmed of a statement.
“Shoutout to Dr Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”
The reality of Cannon’s policy being entirely legitimate is unlikely to be true to life, but if anyone would have such an agreement in place, it would be Cannon.